A New Friend Bought a Large Thing. 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 02/16/2019 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

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It was purchased for a good cause (that will warrant its own write up soon), so no dick jokes. But HOLY HELL is this F-650 truck cool!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 20:51

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I’m sorry can’t help

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/16/2019 at 20:54

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I know it’s low-hanging fruit, but so was that apple in Eden.

Let’s just say that it was purchased to help out someone in need. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 20:55

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“so no dick jokes”

For Sweden > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 20:55

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F-650 ownership it itself a good cause

Maxima Speed > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 20:56

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That is totally awesome. I lov e le gitimately big trucks.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 20:58

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The only good cause this can benefit is a) impotency awareness, b) sell it for victims of domestic abuse by bro truck drivers or c) drive it off a cliff.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:00

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I don't think it's even referred to as an apple in the King James version. Personally, I think it was raspberry cobbler.

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/16/2019 at 21:02

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Electric conversion. With emissions testing decals

66P1800inpieces > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:04

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What does he use it for?

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2019 at 21:07

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Sooooorry.  

PatBateman > For Sweden 02/16/2019 at 21:08

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I am personally a fan of all things batshit.  And this truck is definitely batshit. 

Spanfeller is a twat > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:09

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That pusher bar is absolutely way too large. I can’t imagine a single practical purpose for it

PatBateman > Maxima Speed 02/16/2019 at 21:09

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This might not be the tallest truck I’ve ever seen, but it truly is the LARGEST street-legal truck I’ve been in.  And HO-LEE SHIT is it big. 

For Sweden > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:10

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They’re good trucks pete

PatBateman > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/16/2019 at 21:11

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Close to “B”, but the victim of a far more heinous crime.  Can’t go into detail right this second, but...  yeah.  

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:11

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Oh, well that's good

CB > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:12

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If there was ever a truck that needs those 360 cameras, it's this.

PatBateman > 66P1800inpieces 02/16/2019 at 21:12

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Right now, nothing.  The previous owner used it for hauling trailers. 

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:12

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It was purchased for a good cause

The only thing I can think of is that he’s a vigilante justice hero who runs over outlaws.

PatBateman > Spanfeller is a twat 02/16/2019 at 21:13

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Not everything needs a practical purpose on an F650 supertruck 4x4 fitted with a Cat Diesel engine. 

PatBateman > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/16/2019 at 21:14

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Yeah, this truly  was purchased for a good cause.

PatBateman > CB 02/16/2019 at 21:14

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Cameras, sensors, reverse beeps, flag man standing behind it...

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/16/2019 at 21:15

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I mean, it is named “The Punisher”...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2019 at 21:17

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It was written in Hebrew and translated into Latin which was fetus.

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2019 at 21:17

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My favorite speculation as to what the tree grew is bread. In the Torah, wheat represents knowledge. There’s a belief that the “tree of knowledge” actually grew bread, thus giving Adam and Eve knowledge once they ate it.

This narrative also coincides with the theory that Genesis is really just a history of people discovering agriculture, and the ensuing battle between ancient pastoralists/hunters-gatherers and agriculturalists. Once humans, discovered the knowledge of growing their own food, their relationship with the natural world was changed forever.

AestheticsInMotion > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:20

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Your standard 1500/F-150 already feels massive inside and out, how does this compare? And is it full-on luxury truck? 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DipodomysDeserti 02/16/2019 at 21:22

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That’s quality trivia, but personally I wouldn’t have risked being metaphorically banished by God (the metaphor prior to “ banishment” being bissful ignorance, or lack of progress? 3deep5me) for some damned bread. Maybe my mom’s banana bread. No wait, I would for pumpkin bread. But no walnuts in there!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:23

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Yeah, it punishes  dinosaur corpses at an even faster rate.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 21:26

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“ I mean, it is named “The Punisher”...”

So he’s a cop/firefighter who does steroids and beats his wife? Probably has a tribal half armband tattoo, wears embroidered jeans and really like MMA, but is still on the fence about Joe Rogan because of his views on drugs use?

*we can do this without dick jokes

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2019 at 21:37

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There’s a few other rabbinical theories as to what the tree was, but that’s my favorite

On a serious note, humanity continues to deny itself Eden for our love of “bread”. There’s a lot of truth in the Bible if you ignore all the shit Europeans tried to add to it.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Spanfeller is a twat 02/16/2019 at 21:37

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Ram raids?

PatBateman > AestheticsInMotion 02/16/2019 at 21:38

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It’s an ‘05, so it needs some updating, but it’s definitely luxury.  And it feels like you’re sitting in a semi with a bed attached.   

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DipodomysDeserti 02/16/2019 at 21:38

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I like the part where King David ruins everything because of his dumb penis.

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 02/16/2019 at 21:44

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Since you went there, I guess I can be a bit more forthcoming to clear the air.

Current owner is a very kind military vet businessman.

Previous owner is a very kind military vet who used the truck to haul trailers for a living until two guys who took money from him under the guise of a business investment came to his house, stabbed him more than 20 times, and raped his wife. He’s now blind and sold the truck  to save his home from foreclosure. He happened to like The Punisher character, so he named the truck after it.

Would you like to retract your previous comment? Or are you sticking with those wonderful tidbits?

Spanfeller is a twat > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 22:02

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I thought the whole point of the truck was that he had a good reason... that pusher bar must add a hundred pounds to the front end... quite useless.

PatBateman > Spanfeller is a twat 02/16/2019 at 22:07

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It protects the truck in the event an elephant runs out in front of it. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 22:25

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It needs a bigger bumper.

And a set of bull horns.

PatBateman > TheRealBicycleBuck 02/16/2019 at 22:33

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I do like the idea of the horns...

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 22:36

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I’ll retract the cop/firefighter/wife beater portion of my statement. Obviously he’s in transport.

However , anyone taking business investments from drug smugglers (dudes who stab you, cut out your eyes and rape your wife as apart of a business deal aren’t hauling hay) are probably rocking tribal armbands and embroidered jeans, either out of ignorance or taste. The Punisher moniker leads me to believe it’s out of taste.

My condolences to his wife.

Unfortuntaly being kind diesn’t get you far in this business.

For the previous owner’s sake, I would recommend against posting up any more info regarding money he has come into. The vatos that had his eyes cut out don’t give a shit if his mortgage gets paid.

Again, my condelces to his wife. Got a GoFundMe site for them? Got plenty of marine amd army buddies  who are always willing to help brothers out. I couldn’t imagine selling this truck covers their mortgage for too long. It sure as shit ain’t gonna cover any therapy.

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 02/16/2019 at 22:50

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https://www.gofundme.com/evdgee-hospital-help

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 23:11

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Word. I’ll pass it around.

Just Jeepin' > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2019 at 23:25

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There’s a local eatery in St. Louis that, during the right season, may or may not offer a pple bread that is absolutely worth being thrown out of any garden.

There’s a sad story to go along with that, but I’ll save it for another time.

Just Jeepin' > Maxima Speed 02/16/2019 at 23:27

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Someday.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 23:43

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Found the news story. Having grown up in Phoenix, that was a much less sophisticated encounter that I’m used to. Handing $12k over to some randos...yeesh. Pay you back by sticking it in your mailbox? Tha fuck?

My friends and I provide cover for each other when making $500 CL transactions, but Punisher is expected to get paid back $12k in his mailbox?....

You have to admit, I was spot fucking on with the embroidered jeans and half tribal armband tattoo assumption.

Most of my vet friends are now cops, and there are way too many red flags in that story to pass their scrutiny.

Tapas > PatBateman 02/16/2019 at 23:50

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What’s with the braces?

I don’t know of anything high enough to hit  that truck in the grill lol

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 02/17/2019 at 00:42

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Was the good cause small dick awareness?

DutchieDC2R > PatBateman 02/17/2019 at 05:54

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I did not expect this much colle ctive hate on a truck here. Its not my cup of tea, but pick up trucks in general are a thing I dont understand (Euro ignorance?).